Fucking Old Bat

I almost got hit by a car today. I was in the crosswalk with Mojo and I turned to make sure he was close and when I looked up this Volvo was heading straight for me. It was so close I involuntarily screamed. I didn't scream No! or Stop! I just screamed. When I looked to see who almost squashed us, it was this woman who looked to be in her 60's waving her hands and covering her mouth like she was as freaked out as me. I immediately started saying, (her window was half open) it's okay, it was an accident, it's o... when she told me to get out of her way. Apparently in my stunned moment I was telling her it's okay and trying to make sure Mo was okay and not moving fast enough. She suddenly veered around us and I have to tell at that second I thankfully had the where withal to scream, "You need to watch where you're going you fucking old bat!" HA! I'm so glad I called her a fucking old bat! I hope she heard me, I did notice the guy up the street did who witnessed the entire thing and gave me a big smile as I watched the fucking old bat floor it up Steiner Street. Geesh, people are so fucked up!